Check out this awesome re-imagining of the Star Wars opening credits in a the title style of Saul Bass. With a Buddy Rich soundtrack no less!
All we need now is a Martin Scorsese version of the script.
Ray Liotta [narrator]:
Now Han’s got Jabba as a partner. Trouble with Gredo? He can go to Jabba. But he’s gotta come up with Jabba’s money every month! No matter what!
Hyperdrive on the Millenium Falcon break down? Fuck you, pay me.
Oh you got boarded by the Imperials? Fuck you, pay me.
Some old fossil and his snotty farm boy drag you into their galactic rebellion? Fuck you, pay me.